



1.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
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Its Sunday today and that means today is going to be my last day of my winter holiday. Three weeks passed just like that without me realise about it and lots things happened during these past three weeks. It was a great holiday for me as I really enjoyed it because I have been using it to have some time out for a while after having my exams before the winter break. I guess it was good to have exams before the winter break as you can make use of the holiday as much as you want rather than have to lock yourself in a room to study for your exams. However, it is not that I can really enjoy myself like i have finished my studies as I still have assignments to do during the holiday. But overall I would say that I had a great holiday.
So what’s next? Back to my busy life I guess. I just need to have a full concentration and focus for the next 3 months only before my final exam in April then I can do whatever things that I want to do. So khai, please work hard, just for the next 3 months only.
Gambatte!!! Chaiyuk!!
Today there was a demonstration in Glasgow regarding the protest on Gaza conflict which I’m sure that we all are aware right now. Mass demonstrations are being held around the world in protest at Israel’s military offensive against Hamas, as the campaign enters its second week. According to BBC news website, rallies are being held in London, Paris, Berlin, Rome, Athens, and several Asian cities, following similar events in parts of the Muslim world on Friday.
I also want to share some forwarded email that I got which is about a Friday prayer Khutbah about Palestine. It is a good reading and good things to remind our self too. So hope you enjoy reading it. Anyway, if you want to see more pictures of the demonstration at Glasgow that I went to just know, you can visit my fotopages (the links are on the side section)


-My Birthday Presents-
We also had a day trip to Stirling and Falkirk Wheel and also to Livingston Factory Outlet during Boxing Day.


Then on Saturday of 27th, we had a bowling tournament over here in Glasgow. It was a team event where there were 4 people in a group. My team was called Wa Ka Ka Gaban. Don’t ask me where that name came from. Our team was the winner for the tournament and initially I thought that I was the higher scorer for male individual since I got 144 for the first game and 190 for the second game but unfortunately, they made a mistake and the winner was Abang Ramzan where he had 199 in his first game and 148 in his second game. So it was 13 pins different between us. Owh well..no luck for me this time I guess. Auntie Ahnis got the highest for female individual. Cant remember what’s her score like but yeah..she got the highest for female category. Congrats Auntie!
-All participants for the bowling tournament-
-My team...Wa Ka Ka Gaban-
-the unlucky winner-
-My great siblings-